The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
Useless idiot imbecile moon with craw craw nyash. Mtcheeew
-Whilemina Moses
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
That missing moon looks like one big nipple
-Obinna Azubuko
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Rumours have it that the moon may have been a victim of domestic violence for over 10 years. Shoki arhhann
-Stella Dimoko korkus
That stupid moon is a learner
-Sweetest Vivienne
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved and we shall fish out those responsible for the missing moon.
-Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons within 24 hours
-Niger Delta Avengers
Undercover sources report that the moon worth 2.6 trillion dollars has been found inside the underwear of a housemaid somewhere at Abuja
-Sahara Reporters
Oh, what a lovely moon
-Anwuli Oputa
insha allah, We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky. This is just the beginning. We shall use the moon to strike fear into the hearts of the infidels
-Boko Haram
Mbok. This is Time to reach reachout and bless the missing moon.
Laila ijeoma
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
Only Nnamdi kanu can find the stolen moon
-Biafrans
Oh my! Checkout the massive eggplant on the missing moon
-Linda Ikeji
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say
-The US govt
Now that the moon is missing, We must all be on our best behaviour
-Uncle Babz
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